Katie-Kate-Cruise-Holmes-Freak Update!
Fabulous Reader, I would summarize the scientology developments with Katie Holmes, but honestly, Olivia Drab does it a thousand times better than I do:
Apparently, every time a woman screams “ASS WHORE!”, an alien loses his wings.
Also, just so you know I’ve been contacted by someone who is familiar with the Holmes family (and presumably her mother), and apparently Katie is 27 and can do whatever crazy dumbass shit she wants, like marrying freakman. The rumor has it that the fam is not overjoyed at the latest developments.
Rumor, but entirely feasable, because if she were my daughter I would be simultaneously embarrased half to death and consulting with one of those anti-brainwashing people-stealing-back groups.
Katie, why must thou be such a wierdo and put thy mother through hell? WHY?
2 Comments
Didn’t you know? Kids live to torment their parents.
maybe katie holmes feel like living her life like in the movies movies and thus such close "association" with Tom Cruise himself makes her giddy all the time. if i were her, maybe i’d be in cloud nine too BUT, i’d think a million times before falling into the charms of a "scientologist". he he. I’m that biased.
)
btw, is it really true that Katie is now pregnan with TC’s child?