Where is Katie’s mother??
I’m dead serious here. WHERE IS THIS CHILD’S MOTHER?
Apparently, Mr. Smarmyman Cruise has suggested to Katie that she take his last name and, because he calls her “Kate” has suggested that he mangle her perfectly good stage name and become “Kate Cruise”.
Good lord above.
At least “Katie Cruise” has some sort of flow and rhythm to it. I wish Mrs. Kate would consider certain facts:
A. Mr. Cruise has not had an unimitgated box office hit since Mission: Impossible in 1996. Ten years ago. B. Mr. Cruise has an irritating habit of linking himself with women who are far more talented and successful than he is and does it primarily as a marketing ploy C. The things Mr. Cruise has been saying and doing in recent months are downright embarrassing and it would be my suggestion that tying your name permanently to his, no matter what your marital status, might be detrimental. D. Mrs. Kate looks like she’s 19 years old. In the business this is known as an ASSET. Someday she won’t be marketable as a young engenue anymore and at that point she can take an amazing breakout roll and all the star mags will carry the headlines, “Katie Proves She’s Not Just Another Pretty Face: Introducing Kate!” Doing it now is just stupid, since she obviously looks just like a Katie and is still best marketed as such. E. What the hell is this, the 50’s?? She’s been extremely successful all on her own! What the hell is this, “You’ll take my name and go by what I call you because I said so UHG UHG UHG!” F. Honeychild. The man is old compared to you. Don’t let him make you old just because he wants you there with him. Marry him if you must, but for God’s sake, stay you. Stay young. Where is this child’s mother?? Why on earth would Katie consider this union to be to her advantage in any way, shape and form? And don’t talk to me about luuuuuurve. The guy is nuts, and as far as I can tell he’s a jackass besides.
KATIE HOLMES’ MOM! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? WHY AREN’T YOU TALKING HER OUT OF THIS?
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Their whole relationship just gets more creepy by the day.
LOL! Nice to see you posting again, Krissy girl.
Just too freaky! Does this "girl" have one brain cell in that head of hers?